Did you spend your playground days running on all fours and neighing at the other unsuspecting 4th graders? Do you understand how the stock market works? Do you believe in the power of pointless binary personality quizzes? You’ve come to the right place.

Introducing the most accurate* personality scale test since Buzzfeed’s 2018 masterpiece, “Make a Salad, Build a Perfect Boyfriend, and We’ll Reveal Your Personality Type,”(which can be found here.) The Horse Girl to Business Bro Personality Spectrum is an all-inclusive, definitely not weirdly gendered look at the range of human existence. While not apparent from the quiz itself, this spectrum is backed by a wealth of neuroscience and psychology* that unpacks behavior and experience through the lens of social habits, emotional awareness, and external motivations. Take the quiz and learn where you fall on the spectrum now!